Alternatively you could just take it to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and then nuke that area, then blame it on Iran.

@rick23: I lol'ed

@spookyu: Kinda hard not to...

I just carry both a Blackberry and a iPod touch around. I use the iPod for games and apps. Blackberry for business. Works perfectly, no battery draining apps/games and a couple days worth of Blackberry usage.

@salt_bagel: At least it looks like it was made to be a art piece. Have you seen the "modern and contemporary" art pieces? Looks like someone had a hangover and just splattered some paint on.

Kinda looks like a mosaic, just less colorful.

@avivhk: Are you Japenese or do you live in Japan? Because all of those pictures indicate you live 1) Asia or 2) Chinatown.

The problem with #4 (Dropbox/uTorrent) is that the computer will have to be on 24/7 to take full advantage of it.

@Chewbenator: LOL, if I really tried I could probably push my wpm up to the 90s, but my accuracy would be reduced to about 90%.

Before you spit internet coffee all over yourself, remember the PSP2 probably won't actually be as powerful as a PS3. But on a smaller screen, it should manage — just like the PSP did with the PS2 — to appear as though it's pretty close.

@Donk In A Box: No it makes Satan be nice....

@corsair130: I'm pretty much the same as you except that I could probably do something like that thanks to woodshop :-) Highest average in the class for 3 years running.

@jwong1992: Some of my older aunts and uncles thought you turned off a computer by unplugging it....

@snakegriffin: Wow, and you said he was a engineering professor? Old people need to catch up and learn.....

@c00lpixfan: Some of the shortcuts are incredibly useful, not to mention typing fast can really give you an advantage when your typing out a long essay. BTW I actually learned how to type when I was in the 4th grade. Then I moved during the middle of my 5th grade year. The students of the new school were just…

@kake81: My 22-year old cousin did that with his Blackberry. All I wanted to do was rip that piece plastic off. In the end he did get rid of it. BTW he didn't tape the plastic down, he actually just didn't get rid of the plastic screen protector. I don't get how he wasn't annoyed by all the white ink on the plastic.…

@OsirisZero: I'll bet my entire annual salary that the person you were dealing with was at least 50.

@NyQuilDreams: RIM is the manufacturer of Blackberry smartphones.

@Settings: Its because Brian is editorial director whileas Jason is just plain editor. You can see those positions on the black sidebars.

Geez, do you want us to stalk you? This is like the third time you've posted something like this.