For $300, they better jerk me off.

Sure, but I also like shaming Alaskans, so.....

What happens when we switch the genders? Well the only example I know of close to the 51 year age difference in this show comes back to Anna Nicole and Marshall and Im pretty sure we all rolled our eyes at that one.

To be fair, there is no way in hell Im making it thru 600 PAs. I think I have about 30 in each hamstring, max.

Theres a better dress??!!

Mmmm.....waffles.

Christ. Im never going to be able to get over Amy Adams now. Thanks a lot assholes.

Your jib. I like the way it is cut.

Mmmmm...Snow White.

$ needs to STFU.

Terrible.

Marv Albert

I might question her ability to lead based on her dancing but not who she's dancing with.

George Clinton has a sad.

42. Plain and simple. My grandfather died of a heart attack at 42. His son, my uncle, died of a heart attack at 42. His other son, my dad, had a major heart attack (and survived at.......42. Thankfully, Im 43. Which is also another milestone birthday for me, because well....I was no longer 42!

Who you reply to can mean a lot. I was aiming at Katie.

In my case the "someone who shares my interests" would be the sleeping part.

If you have a pitcher, you have to have a catcher.

The f?? Ties and penii should never go together. Either you're messing up a nice tie or wearing crappy ties. Neither should ever occur!

I think you just proved his point.