With all of my soul, I hate artists' concept images.

Its the old 172 strikes and you're out program.

What does it matter? The NCAA acted, PSU agreed. People can be happy about that or mad about that, but it doesnt change anything at all. The only things that will result from this is PSUs football program going in the shitter and real, tangible benefits becoming available to certain victims of sex abuse.

As they should. As.They.Should.

+1

The only way Im for this is if my team is sponsored by Chicos Bail Bonds.

From a purely economic standpoint, it would seem that ugly-only hookers is indicative of a healthy economy. It would seem to indicate that most women of the area are getting jobs elsewhere in fields of their choice (naturally, Im assuming that women prefer jobs other than turning tricks; a leap no doubt but not any…

Just a friendly reminder that hand cuffs are not allowed as carry on items. Pack them and check them.

Im delighted not to be a huge Jack White fan right now. This means I can enjoy this video and proclaim that it kicks ass. If I were a huge Jack White fan, I might be burdened with having to decide if this is some sort of sell out or compromise for me or him. Im glad I can take this for what it is.

Ah you see, I would love for them to know Ive been snooping around. Its the perfect way to say something without having to say something.

Angry black men dont sell well on Main Street. Doesnt matter what kind of talent he has.

"Bob Kraft" wasnt what I was initially expecting to pop out. I feel like a boob.

...and women write articles about football. Journalists cover all sorts of things they dont do.

One day you may notice that the word "theory" permeates all of the sciences, not just physics.

See? It says right there: a primary diet of *nuts* and seeds.

Dont forget: PEOPLE SUCK.

4:30 was just too logical, or what?

Shit happens. I hold my humanity over my professionalism.

Took the words out of my fingertips.