Absolutely. But without the nice shoes.

There are places. Your best bet is to find local websites/organizations and they'll have a list of places that are vegan/vegetarian oriented. As a general rule, these places are locally operated, not nationally chained. There are always "options" at certain national places, but there's no getting around the "risk"…

The legal footnote fineprint defines "winner and a guest" as "hot, young chick and her hot and horny friend".

....and now you see why the Baptists are morally opposed to dancing.

"...But if you absolutely have to have a version sans Pluto"

Shades of Sheila E. And by that, I mean that Ive been ready for at least 25 years.

Edited because lots of other people said it before me.

Except for the fact that I know you dont know me, I would think that you know me really, really well.

I like the idea enough I just might go with it instead.

If Johnny so much as smelled Ashley I'll dump him as my same sex crush and move on to J Gordon Levitt for good. I swear it!

A few minutes, at least.

At many points throughout my marriage, my wife has made more money than me. She's welcome to do so again. It wont hurt my feelings a bit.

Hey, its called boxing out, ok?

His mom?

Mmmmmmm. Waffle Houses.

You and me. Do over.

Glorious, glorious incognito mode.

Just goes to show that assholery knows no bounds.

Maybe. Probably. My 2nd-hand knowledge is enough for me to have open eyes about how the insurance industry works and operates (technically, this would be only "related" rather than in the industry). The attitudes and practices can be rather pungent and very, very unfriendly to women.

Much deserved credit here. Could be COTD, but requires the front-story to fully comprehend. If you werent starred I'd promote the heck out of it.