It took me quite awhile to notice that kid has NO PANTS.

Well....if you smear it with peanut butter, it's definitely going to get eaten by the dog. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

God I love tennis. Its so anachronistic. Fans are losing their shit over a skipped handshake. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is gaga over MMA, bending over backwards to defend goon fighting and hockey, and spotlighting helmet-to-helmet hits in the NFL.

If at first you dont succeed.....

No way Im watching that with just Newt on the show. But, if you add Newt -and- Flava Flav, I am SO watching that show.

I watched this show for the first time in my life last night. It confirmed what I always thought - I have no idea who in the hell watches this crap.

Irin Carmon v. Caitlin Flanagan:

Nope. Still just a casserole.

Haterz gonna hate.

I dont think so, but if the pestering becomes ineffective because of science(!), you can always move on to pestering about other things.(curveball!)

End of Discussion.

You're having sex with your coworkers and the whole corporate office??!!??!!

Focus on the winged/feathered haircut!

I kinda hope so. But even then, Im not sure why.

Thank you.

Depending on your perspective this story is far better or worse than the experience it reminded me of: My near-80 year old Astronomy / Astro Physics prof trying to demonstrate that things fall at a faster rate (at least til terminal velocity, but whatever) by climbing on top of a table and leaping off. And then, not…

Indifferent would seem the more likely choice.

It is my hope. It is my dream. It is my prayer.

Given that you cant tell the difference between my pajamas and my clothes, I'd like to see how they handle me.

Awwwww - you took my joke. :(