I think the only reasonable answer is because Shes.Just.That.Awesome.

True. Depending on their motives, that may or may not be a good idea. As I always say, leaving the youth dating scene in the hands of teenage boys is just a recipe for disaster. (Even though the disaster is pretty much inevitable)

Psst - yall apparently dont know how to seed a bracket properly.

It is with trepidation that I ask "where" was the trim?

Totally! You cant leave anyone out.

I stay home because I refuse to hang with these people for a 6th consecutive day. That means I get one drink. A 1.75L drink of my choosing.

Thats a rather absurd amount of disingenuousness. Homophobes arent homophophobes because they dont -practice- homosexuality. They're homophobes because of their intolerances. Plenty of homosexuals, if not outright the vast majority of them, are accepting of heterosexuals and heterosexual lifestyles. That they dont…

I need my "Its a trap" photo.

Good point. Its all useless information now that judging is back to full force.

I dont care what assurances you give, Im not confessing anything about my family history.

Get out of my head. Or stay. Yeah, probably stay.

Yup. That defense that fights are necessary for the integrity of the game gets shoved right out the window again. While it's "entertaining" to plenty, it also relegates the sport to an ICP Circus Sideshow. At least at ICP, the trash are up front about being trash. Me, Im probably trashy too, but I know a lame ass…

Can somebody get me an org chart? Im trying to marry Maureen, but I guess I need to know where she fits in the Gawker World. Im shaken by the notion that my future better half might be working for AJ. Seems like it sullies her image a bit. I dont know how you did it, AJ, but congratulations.

Brilliant.

But you forgot the frozen soda. :)

I know Im in a very small minority, but I absolutely can not stand the taste nor smell of bacon. I abhor it.

I dont have any comments on Traci's wish list (some I could see, some I wouldnt touch; to each their own), but this sentence really stuck out at me:

If the words "Quick, sign JaMarcus Russell" seem like a reasonable idea, you know your team is f*cked.

Just thinking about the size of the carbon footprint for that hotdog.....it's almost elegantly beautiful how the footprint kills nature while the hot dog kills you.

In theory (I stress the word theory) pet insurance is available so you can insure your pet like it's your -child-, rather than like your car. Now what people do to distort that idea is another discussion altogether.