Also as a plus? Vodka mixes far better with the juice than with extracts.

This qualifies as "boobs" right? Surely not "fights"?

To be fair to Jay, 2 or 3 times a day he shits on an unintended individual and at least one is at one of the most inopportune times.

Go ahead, try me. I'll wait. :sucks it in:

Oh crap, you're right. But it's hard to convince people their prostate will fall out.

Wow, there's so much to comment on and so many landmines of discussion. I'll sidestep all of them to say how much I truly hate when parents (divorced or not) can not or will not present a "unified front". Believe me, I get how difficult it can be - I experience it first hand. But the strife of determining how two…

For all you non-tomato people: Your testicles are gonna fall off. Haha!

Carey Mulligan has the best -everything-. She's been away from the camera / carpet for too long.

Indeed. It's as good of a synopsis on everything in life as Ive ever found. Ironically, of course.

Va Va promoted you literally fractions of a second before I did.

As they say at my school, "Old Army is dead!" And depending on who you ask, it's been "newly" dead every year since the 1880s.

You and me think alike.

Oh sure, everyone's all worldy and adventurist until they get cannibalized, then it becomes a problem. Pansies.

Im not going to watch this, but I just want to say that "reducing wrinkles by 0%" still qualifies the "reduces wrinkles by up to 50%" as a true statement. Im confident the results will prove to be true.

Too complicated. :)

My dog picks "wherever my feet would naturally extend". My position and/or angle are no match for his roaming coverage.

Is there a correlation? For my own research purposes, naturally.

Over the years, its evolved so that I usually sleep closer to the door. In case there is an intruder, I guess.

At this point, Im willing to fund the entire marketing cost to completely revamp Ronald's character. That man/clown is creepy and dated and needs to stop terrorizing the country.

Isnt this like trying to smear a known mob boss by claiming extortion?