Someone remind me again why they are relevant?

I've never really bought into the notion that being "taken" makes you more attractive to others. Like anything else, Im sure it makes you more attractive to a certain element of the population, but I doubt it's anything close to a majority and I seriously wonder about the general "quality" of that demographic which…

I dont have any of the answers and I know my wish is impossible, but I wish for the day when things could be so much less complicated.

No one expects the orgasm inquisition! (said in Graham Chapman voice)

Uh.....mostly that the SAHM likes her role.

Shit, I'd do cartwheels to trade roles and be a SAHD.

The very notion that "men" should drink beer over hard liquor, virtually -ANY- hard liquor, goes directly against whatever misguided notion they're trying to push. I couldnt care less what anyone drinks, but there is simply nothing inherently "manly" about a low % alcohol drink fermented from grains.

Im not sure about any standard protocols for anchored nuclear submarines, but you'd think that a sub would consider torpedoing (or whatever) a ship headed directly at it so long as its large enough to be a notable threat. Thats, of course, if it's able to do so in a timely manner. Just something strange to think…

Hey jerks!!! The Great Pumpkin *IS* religion.

He'll rue the day once a yeast infection sets in.

Phooey. This story reminded me of a dream I had last night that I'd really rather not have remembered.

I love this graphic. It indicates that all of the Colorado bitches are leaving for CA and WA. Nothing but cool chicks left!

6-2?? I think she got at least 7.

Fine by me. I don't particularly love the way they corral you through the whole store, but there are so many worse places to shop. Or be dragged to a shopping experience.

At first I thought, "But its still covered!!!" (pause) OH!

+1 life sentence

I think I know at least one thing the bird didnt see.

+1

Again, I cant tell you how thrilled I am that, in our democratic process, this woman has the same equal vote as me.

C'mon, not one single Feeley joke?