She identifies with our belief that she's stupid and wont shut up? This will be more interesting than I thought.

JWoww's never been to a woman's tennis match.

So this album is about my personal income taxes and cholesterol levels? Bummer.

Im new to this friending thing (which puts me squarely so far behind the times that I appear to be a hipster mocking it all) but I have not come across any situation of friending a distinct non-friend. I dont plan to either. The way Talaya describes it below seems perfect. If I like you or hardly or even dont know…

Nice shoes....

Yeah, f* whoever invented that and f* everybody else for not bringing me some. Stoopid Mondays.

Im a fan of cookie bans. More bans = lower consumption = lower demand = lower cookie prices for me!! For once, Im gonna make this free market economy thing work for me.

@Paesan Y'all: Thats true. Can I blame Monday morning after a 4 day weekend?

I never thought Mother Nature was a crossing dressing boy. Who knew?

Im so tired of this stupid comparison. Its stupid, people. When a guy is being a "bitch", he's a dick or an asshole. EOS. Stop trying to rationalize bad behavior and just act strongly and appropriately. No excuses.

Oh, come on, Aileen.

Nowhere near as hot as Jessica and Margaret. No thanks.

Thank GOD. I have a job and a home and I look like Ive showered and shaved within the last full moon. I was a little scared when I read about the "big dick" thing.

Texags. Credentialed. *snicker*

Scratches off CVS. Scratches off Walgreens. Heeellllllloooooo Target Pharmacy.

(ahem) How yall doin?

@RizzRustbolt: And apparently its not even CHILLED!

So many more questions than it answers.

Gloria sure doesnt write like a guy. Too damn long.

I needed to see this like I need a hole in my......nevermind.