Fun new hobby: Trying to prove that you're a bad enough apostate to get kicked out of the Catholic Church. If you need fun suggestions, I'd be happy to help.

Yes, this is known in the Catholic Catechism as the Apistolic Prinicpas Non Takeus Backsus.

Oh my god, THIS right h'yah. I have been trying since I was 14 years old, a lousy 2 years after my confirmation (yeah, ask a 12 year old to make a major life decision, great idea!) to be excommunicated from the Church. They ignore you. They want you counted as Catholic, even if you're a spitting, sputtering…

So the Catholic church professes a loving inclusive god then.

I actually did live in the city at that time (Brighton technically, in Malden now). I agree with you. I think I could consider it, but I am not sure if we were voting on the law itself, what I would do.

Katie Dries: DON'T GET MAD.

My favorite part of this movie is Dame Maggie Smith. Gunilla Garson Goldberg 4 Life.

George of the Jungle!

I just love how the hypocrisy and paranoia shows in all of his statements. There's so much of it, and it's so stupid, it's actually funny.

Only a couple times in my life have I asked a woman who was otherwise a stranger for her number. My romantic/sexual encounters have exclusively come through meeting a friend of a friend, and something developing from there.

I'm quite the fan of this lady. Like a real life Judge Judy; only doing important court work.

I can proudly say that I went through college without once being at a frat party. I do not feel like I missed out on anything...

I'd like to propose a motion which states that Emma Thompson must appear in everything for forever because she is flawless.

It was that front-hug at the airport. Jim Bob was right. He totally sullied her. It is the road to sin.

I don't have an issue with people buying gifts. I buy Christmas gifts all year long. My issue is with the decorations.

RDJ used to be my #1 celebrity crush until I found out that he's a republican. le sigh.

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

This is my lovable pup Felix, telling me it's time to go for a walk.

I live in central Illinois. It is -9 degrees, and -36 with wind chill. My roommates just went outside and did the "boiling water turning into an ice cloud" trick 20 minutes ago. We are cold. The dogs have been outside to go to the bathroom, and they will venture no further than the patio. Send help, beer, and lots of…