Bring a stick of dynamite on their funeral, just to be sure.

May I have the size of your shoes? Because I want to send you steel toe boots. Having you meet Jared “fuckboy” kushner with those boots would be a delight.

I read it on my local newspaper, I read it thrice to be sure I’m not imagining:

Hey please leave the Hannibal Lecter mask out of this, sure he’s evil but not on a world scale. For that orange turd, a ball gag is more appropriate. As a bonus, a dog leash on his neck would be good.

I’ll pay you for the gloves and vaseline. Mask too?

Your poop and everybody else’s poop will go on a acid trip, together.

Please leave food terms out of this. You cannot mixed it with sentient orange turds. It’s disgusting.

I know right? You feel lighter during those runs. Those who don’t had to step aside and do their business in the bushes or out through the mouth.

The No Asshole Rule  by Robert I. Sutton. I’ll leave that here.

Years ago, I had a connecting flight in Japan, One and a half hour flight. I sat in the economy class, I looked around and there’s only a dozen passengers. A flight attendant, told me I can sit in the first class seat as did the rest of the passengers. My trip was in the Christmas holidays so that probably why I…

Years ago, I had a connecting flight in Japan, One and a half hour flight. I sat in the economy class, I looked around and there’s only a dozen passengers. A flight attendant, told me I can sit in the first class seat as did the rest of the passengers. My trip was in the Christmas holidays so that probably why I was…

Depressingly not surprised at all. I work at a warehouse, we have a diverse work group, we have a few troublemakers that are “protected” by management because they’re either related or they have seniority. But none so visibly racist than the other guy, a supervisor who works at the workshop. The workshop has…

Need more stars for you.

Look at the picture on this article, he puts his small hands together in a V-shape. Is he subconsciously showing the whole world he’s a vagina?

Oh wow....  talk about... I dunno, lazy? Apathetic? Negligent? 

That’s why I bring ear plugs.

But underneath all that pretty whiteness is a stack of walking shit. The drumpf family defies the meaning of ‘You can’t shine shit’. They shine alright.

Sociopaths, they love watching people suffer. The more people are born into this world, the better for their entertainment.

Nah, he’s pointing at something brighter. Save the supplies and equipment.

If it gets him another 4 years as President to use a country as his plaything? Naturally.