One of the key things, I'm told, is to comply.

I actually picked up The Dark Below and am playing that until Evolve comes out. I honestly feel like I should have just wiped my ass with $20 but whatever.

Hardline should be awesome since a million fucking people paid $90 to beta test Battlefield 4 for a god damn year so they could implement all the changes that actually work into this.

I actually have no idea, but people listen to him for other stuff so I just lumped him in here.

Humanity has spent five thousand years gathering the collective knowledge to get us this far only to say "Fuck those people, I am gonna listen to Jenny McCarthy and Glenn Beck".

Let's take a vote: would you rather have a small penis or a smelly penis?

Oddly enough, I never get tired of talking about how shitty Destiny is.

They're listening.

It's so unlike Bungie to claim something would be in Destiny and then mysteriously it's not.

This was my absolute favorite thing I saw on the internet last year and it's very seldom when I get to show it to anyone who appreciates it.

I played the game solidly for a week and I don't see how the guy can say with a straight face that connection speed is the first priority in match making. I play almost exclusively online shooters and it has the most lag of any game I played on Xbox One last year, even worse than BF4 on release. So much so that it's…

I clicked the article just to see how old he was. I was thinking maybe early 20s but 33 is really fucking embarrassing. Good, what a fucking turd.

It was a weird season. Virginia Tech being so shitty actually ended up helping Ohio State because instead of comparing losses ("is it better to lose to Ole Miss or Baylor or West Virginia?") it turned into "Well, Virginia Tech is so fucking bad that that loss had to be a fluke".

The headshot hitbox in Destiny has to be about twice the size of the actual size of the model heads.

Double sided tape.

Well, fortunately for Diana, the Steelers are pretty much synonymous with rape stories.

It's baffling to me people still try to defend the design choices of that game. The notion that the raids are so hard that 6 strangers couldn't do them is preposterous, especially when you consider the fact that people are fucking soloing them.

Ohio State's Noah Spence was banned from the Big 10 for life this year for testing positive for Ecstasy, which is considered a performance enhancing drug because nothing makes sense and I hate this world.

You can get gear equal or above the current raid tier your character is in.