Sounds like my running sound track, with one minor alteration:

Let me try to clarify this for the people pulling their hair out "over entitled gamers manipulating the internet to make their whiny minority voice heard", something that pops up every time EA comes up in the news.

I think the last time I played an R-rated arcade game would be Pit Fighter in my home town's roller rink about 20 freakin' years ago.

I have never been this enamored with a game. Don't get me wrong, I haven't touched this piece of shit since the first week it came out. But after I got my refund a few weeks ago, I'm not bitter anymore and just enjoy watching the train wreck.

I think this guy sees themselves as a Kobe Bryant when they're more like a Kris Humphries.

Developers need to get out of this attitude where they think because we're gamers we don't deserve the treatment of customers in other markets. Can you think of any other industry where someone would tell you what you want, then insult you when you say otherwise? Ever since the SimCity debacle, I'm starting to become…

Both of these still look more fun than SimCity.

Excellent.

I honestly hate Japanese design in games, which is kind of ironic because I draw a lot of inspiration for ancient Japanese art when it comes to my graphic design work. I hate the over the top hair styles, the huge eye balls, the giant weapons wielded by tiny bodies. There is little-to-nothing I like about Cloud Strife…

"Medic!"

I don't really like the Kinja platform, but I'll make do with it just because Kotaku and Deadspin are the only gaming and sports sites I visit with any regularity. I do hope they fix the bug with the iOS devices that causes the comments to scroll on their own (I did submit a bug report).

I just picked up my Wii U and, now that I am pretty much only a PC gamer, I think this will probably be my "main" console in the future. It makes a great centerpiece for the average entertainment center. It's got a lot of cool online functions, the controller is a snazzy universal remote deal that I've been using a…

The servers are a problem, but they're not the problem. Online or offline, this game will still be a steaming pile of dog shit.

I had never heard of the guy so I had to Google his accomplishments and I thought the exact same thing.

It seemed apropos.

It should just focus on Roose Bolton going around flaying the shit out of everyone. Driving too fast? Flaying. Slow? Flaying. You are charging too high prices for sweaters and glasses? Straight to flaying. You under cook fish? Believe it or not, flaying. You over cook chicken? Also, flaying.

I've known of a person who is motion sick and grew out of it. Not saying it never happens, but...

'Ey yo. Lesson here, Bey: you come at the king of city simulators, you best not miss.

That 1.1 million doesn't take into account returns either. 44% of Sim City sales were done through Origin, so those people were screwed no matter how they felt about the game. However, it was bad enough that Amazon was giving returns on digital downloads no questions asked as of this weekend. I would imagine the…

Amazon ended up refunding my digital download (Amazon is the complete opposite of EA, incidentally) and still kept my license so I basically got the game for free and I STILL don't play it. It's an absolute piece of shit. I can't even think of any better explanation. Every time I think about starting up the game, I…