Everyone is else concerned with bullshit like a cure for cancer. This is where it's at.

Man, I get really excited when I think about all the cool stuff I'll get to see in my lifetime. It's a fascinating time to live.

EA is probably the best company to lead this initiative as they have the most experience butt fucking their player base.

The Flotsam Inn in the Witcher 2. Mercenaries, dwarfs, arm wrestling, bare knuckle boxing, bawdy jokes, this place had everything.

I didn't stick around for the Lost Shores event, so I couldn't comment on that. I'll take your word for it. Was it an event with lots of people in one place?

It doesn't appear to be just one problem. Not enough servers only seems to be one issue, and that would involve being able to connect to a server and wait times. That isn't the only thing, though. The game will freeze on launch. It won't authenticate. Once connected to a server, it won't load the cities. The friends…

Context you probably know: Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman appeared on ESPN's afternoon edition of First Take yesterday.

Yeah, that is what I was saying. Guild Wars 2 launch was fine. They staggered it out over a week and had zero problems.

Guild Wars 2 and TERA last year.

Origin says I have logged 36 hours on the game despite not being able to log in till a few hours ago. I find these numbers very dubious.

Both Guild Wars 2 and Tera had really smooth launches too, if I remember correctly.

Well, it cost $5,000 to do the series and then $155,000 to buy coordinating outfits. WOMEN, AM I RIGHT?

Weird. One company was just ranked as having the best customer service in the country while another was voted as the worst company in the world.

I agree. I think gamers, as a whole, are generally pretty tech savvy, or at least to the point where they understand that hiccups can occur. Diablo 3 had a server overload, that was frustrating but at least understandable.

Oh, I haven't had this one yet!

Here are just a few of the possible ways I've encountered for you to NOT be able to play this game:

I think the early Deadpool where his humor was a shield for his crippling psychosis was actually really cool and well done. Yeah, it was funny, but at times it was also really, really tragic. It was just a cool juxtaposition. Just making him some sort of clown prince really doesn't do the character justice and masks…

Don't worry guys, even if you can get in, the friends list is still broke. So if you were planning on playing with anyone other than complete strangers, you're still SOL.

The Fall of Troy were a pretty unique band, I don't know what genre to really call it. Kind of like a Coheed and Cambria, maybe? I dunno. Whatever. Really wicked lead guitar with a lot of finger tapping. Best part was they sounded as good live as they did on the album, and the vocalist was also the only guitarist.

Even though I don't pirate games, this is why I never feel particularly bad for gaming companies. As frustrated as they feel about people stealing their content, I can assure you I probably feel more frustrated with the lack of recourse I have as a consumer against the gaming industry. It's literally the only the…