While going down the dodgeball rabbithole I found this video of Japanese kids playing a version of dodgeball and it’s incredible:

Bookies had a bad season? What should be my wager on a nice game of Hide and go Fuck Yourself?

And I’m pretty sure he’s swinging the club backwards.

Duke.

If he opens a restaurant serving ‘spinal fusion’ cuisine, he’ll get a Michelin star for sure.

Fielder’s Choice will be followed by Kellyanne Conway’s new cooking show, Defensive Indifference.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

What a complete disaster. This was supposed to play instead of the Star Spangled Banner.

The Woodlands is what America would look like if the Germans won WWII

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

Yes, it’s that firm grasp of the English language that Boston suburbs are known for.

But “most pedantic” is correct, right?

Thank you for providing an example of why Boston has made the list.

Revalation: that BBC Radio 5 play-by-play guy. Give me some more of that.

BBC Radio 5.

Listening to all of these different calls really hammers home how much Joe Buck sucks. I mean, the Spanish calls have more passion, the British call just sounds more poetic and refined, and the Austrian call—despite me having no clue what they’re saying—has that fascist, warlike “je ne sais quoi” to it.

Shout out to the Fox broadcast studio for popping that Xanax before announcing for overtime.

Stick around for Westwood One because Kevin Harlan buries the rest of these guys. Just miles above. The pain in the Falcons booth was palpable though.

And we have a Challenger for best joke of the day!