I see they are listed in order of ability to make free-agency decisions in a timely fashion

Fun times in Cleveland again!!!!

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

Scoff all you want, but Caroline's Cupcakes has always been an accurate predictor of Ohio State's non-conference football schedule.

If I wanted to get a beer without engaging with a human being, I'd just get one from the kitchen, knowing my cruel, heartless wife is probably next door continuing her affair with my stupid son of a bitch neighbor Gary.

Germans tend to be, well, Grammar Something-somethings.

[4 Americans killed in Benghazi]

Pregnant with zero f**ks? Doubt it.

Pat actually apologized to me during commercial break. He may be outspoken about homosexuality but when confronted with it head on he was very nice. I think next time I'm on TV YourTatoosAreLame can be my stylist. Seems he has more fashion sense than this homosexual. #yourtattoosarefaaaaaaabulouuuuusss

I believe!

Why'd the guy give it away? There's still plenty of meat on that ball. Now you take it home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato...Baby you got a stew going!

I think Obi(91)1 was their only Hope.

"You are probably not going to see anyone as drunk as the guy featured in this report"

Here in AMERICA, she's called "Lucy 51".

Donald Sterling says some bad things in private and gets banned for life, but Michael Jordan openly decapitates three black men and everything is fine? It's a double standard, but I guess it's just another day in Obama's United States of PC FASCISM.

I'd say these pastel-like colors are better suited for WASPs.

Can they please not rub their sexuality in our faces like that? How will I explain this to my younger nieces and nephews?

They can't give them the trademark and then take it back! That's Indian giving!

Refs vs. Mexico: Dos a cero