Index

This is the saddest list I've ever seen, including Schindler's.

At first I was confused, becaue thhis could not possibly be an actual ranking. then I realized that the headline is wrong. It should be

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

Serials, Ranked

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It's bad enough they let Danica race, now we gotta learn female biology too?

Boeheimian Rhapsody

Welcome to the Hall of Fame, Jim

We thought it was a good call.

Man that was completely inappropriate, on both ends. First all of the illegal contact, and then the screaming and pleading for the unfair advantages to stop...he should get Fine-d.

Welcome to the ACC, Jim, where the made-up fouls are for Duke and the points don't matter.

Shots at 5AM is known in Detroit simply as the alarm clock.

Costas later asked Lauer about his upcoming trip to India, and whether he'd be eating Curry for dinner.

I'm usually not a vengeful guy, but as a true American, today I really hate: 1) Canada; 2) its President; 2) its 10 states; 3) its 3 colonies; 4) its capital, Toronto; 5) the fact that they drive on the left side of the road, like idiots; and especially 7) Justin Bieber

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry