I am forever scarred by those awful Frank TV ads.

She’s a Braek....hus!

Jeffrey Maier has got to be pissed.

Team NFL’s new slogan: lick my butt and suck on my balls.

The win over Cincinnati puts Houston in a good position to win the American Athletic Conference.

Tourette’s Guy Lives!

Duffy was so drunk, he went to the wrong place to get a Royale with Cheese.

Ubu would’ve caught it.

Minnesota is native for Southern Canada.

This protest was juuuust a bit outside. Eric Gregg called it a strike.

I think ESPN2 is devoting this weekend’s lineup to the Connect4 Championship Cup.

Hooray Thirsty Thursday! Hooray beer!

This is nothing compared to his 55th birthday, where Steve Stone had to do a broadcast with a real-life turkey, Chip Caray.

Chooch has better stuff than former closer Doug Jones. And maybe join the Eddie Harris fan club.

“Four? I should’ve worn two.”

His press conference could use more “ums”

That’s okay. In a couple of years, Mitch Trubisky will probably be living in a van down by the river.