I had no idea Ricky Gervais played poker.

On the bright side, Carlos Beltran and Carlos Boozer can finally get thicker hair — guaranteed!

There was not a helpful smile in that aisle.

Kendra’s mom is my spirit animal.

German engineering? My ass!

“That’s a fail, Doug.” Excellent analysis from the Aussie!

I didn’t know the Vikings got relegated to the Big Ten West.

still safer than Copacabana beach.

This is actually a promotional video showing all of the things to do in Des Moines, Iowa, sponsored by the Des Moines Chamber of Commerce.

A second division league? I’ve seen this movie before.

Randall Simon finds this to be a bush league move:

Its naught weather you win or loose, its how you play teh game.

#maketheHOFgreatagain

So the Red Bulls are playing themselves? That makes sense.

Marvin Zindler would have been proud of this EYEWITNESS NEWS coverage.

The animated version of this is the best:

Stumpo? No dunko.

Is the the referee’s FIFA World Cup resume tape?