Yeah, I don’t recommend the cancer part either but boy does it either end or solidify your relationship.

Or cancer.

The bad stuff is usually a pretty effective way to test a relationship.

This is insane, because every time a woman takes the pill (or uses another form of BC) for the reason of preventing pregnancy, there is a man, somewhere, who is benefitting!

Dude, don't. She picked your dick, and if she test drove it before then rest easy she was satisfied by its status. Just like guys have varying length women have varying depth.

That’s a fucking beautiful hunk of wiener meat, not gonna lie.

You know you don’t have to go without sex until you’re married to avoid having children and contracting STDs, right? Despite our country’s shitty Abstinence Only sex education (assuming you’re in the US), some of us are still smart enough to figure out how a condom and birth control works.

When I was 6, I was made to watch a “wonders of birth” video, and the result was I ended up yelling in the teacher’s face that I was never going to do THAT. NEVER NEVER NEVER. And since then, everything I see about pregnancy, birthing, nursing, rearing children, or women’s right to be taken seriously while doing any…

See, my ovaries tell me I’m ready for kids then I read things like this and my brain says “maybe next year.”

... what the fuck is this shit?! Because men can’t get sex with the supermodels that they crave, they get to kill us, and it’s our fault, somehow? Fuck you, dude.

Or you could, you know, focus a little less on being a sad clown and a little more on being a person that other people want to be around. We can smell creepy desperation. You are alone because of one or more of these issues.

I am still so fucking sick of men with guns who will not take NO for an answer.

If a man can’t get a date it’s because women feel there’s something off or creepy about him. Fat guys, short guys, bald guys, old guys, etc. still manage to find women. After all, most women don’t look like supermodels. They can’t get tall, handsome guys because for many women good looking guys are out of their…

I am a male, and in all fairness, I have to advise you to suck it up and grow a pair. It’s this kind of perceived victimhood that causes the hostility.

Fact of the matter is, men don’t treat women as equals. They still treat women as play things and someone to take care of all the shitty chores. Women are slowly moving away from a life where they have to be shackled to some dude and baby, work for eight hours, take care of dude/baby, and always put everyone else…

Here is a picture of my cat in a box. Perhaps it will help us to feel better and more able to cope with this bollocks.

I just point to situations like this when people argue that men are the logical sex, whereas women are the emotional sex.

I feel like I use these way too often here:

During his confession, O’Kroley told the police “it was easy to kill” Nosal because “she had ruined my life.”

This is horrifying. Makes me think of the Louis C.K. skit.