I like Khloe, but it REALLY pisses me off when obscenely rich people talk about how important it is to be thankful for what you have rather than wishing for more. Fuck that, I'd love to have enough money to know that if I'm hospitalized for a staph infection it won't decimate my finances.

Have I mentioned how badly I want to marry The Rock. I mean I’m taken but...backup plan ya feel me?

Khloe’s setup looks amazing but if I ever tried anything like that those candles would probably light the whole table on fire and we’d all have to eat hospital food at the ER.

I love the expression on the face of the man waiting in line to be served by POTUS.

Wow, that is frightening. I want to be flippant and make some crack about, Who in the Hades would want all the shit that comes with a uterus, but I think it speaks volumes to how much the person wanted/needed to transform. Awww man...that is rough. What a pioneer.

I promise you literally no one on this site wants to know what your penis is up to.

Is it? Big boobs, yes. Small waist, yes. But wide hips? Cuz I have a small waist/big hips thing going on and I’ve never gotten anything but shit for it, and my look is nowhere as dramatic as these ladies’. In a way there’s something subversive about a look that aims to make the hips-a body part that is usually…

Just came off of a month on Grand Jury. It made me seriously question whether reasonable, adult humans exist. I remember thinking if this is a jury of my peers, then we are FUCKED.

In my experience as a juror, the deliberating wasn’t so much “us vs. them” as a group of people trying to understand the nuances of complicated laws. On the first vote, it’s mostly like 2 not guilty, 2 guilty and 8 undecided and looking to talk the case over. The evidence is often really contradictory and I’ve never…

Served on a civil case jury once.

... have you ever served on a jury, or are you basing this entirely off of depictions of the jury in TV and movies?

I’ve served on one jury in my life (attempted murder for multiple stabbing) where the guy was insanely guilty, but there was one woman on the jury who was being totally unreasonable about needing “character witnesses” to back up the story of the victim. The guy legit got ambushed and stabbed ~15 times, and when he…

beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

I have never found him attractive. Until this moment. Then I started thinking some desperately impure thoughts about him. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

See, this is the inherent problem with heterosexual hookups. You’re all hung up on “beds” and “Apartments”. Do your bars not have bathrooms?

Thanks for covering this, Rachel.

I love how creepy hacks like this doofus can make a name for themselves with a blank wall and shitty lighting, while people with actual talent and creativity bust their asses and never get anywhere.

Speaking of tv shows, can everyone go watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend? because a) it’s so much more clever than its name, b) Rachel Bloom is freaking amazing, and c) it allows me to indulge my Santino Fontana obsession on a weekly basis. I’m afraid it will get cancelled because I swear every show I love dies.

Its was pretty awful so I’m glad they pulled the plug. It also couldn’t be cheap to produce.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?