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Totally off subject. But I am feeling super down tonight. Just really alone and hopeless.

Um, Lorde should have skipped Kanye’s flesh toned bullshit parade and gone to urgent care.

He’s not dumb. He’s an enormously wealthy white guy who apprently doesn’t care about the ways that laws and politics affect most other people.

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Am I blind or something? How does this thread exist without this?

You can’t fool me, this is goat milk soap from some twee boutique in a resort town.

I hear Bataan Death March is THE hot theme for fall!

My G cups are thrilled to be living in the modern world.

Wacoal. Although I probably wouldn’t spend the money if my breasts didn’t need some industrial strength support.

“at 21, that’s just genes, honey”

my favorite dumb blonde joke response is from national treasure dolly parton. when asked if dumb blonde jokes bother her, dolly said, not at all. cause first, i know i’m not dumb, and second, i know i’m not blonde.

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

I had a 3-carat ring once.

So I should blame the universe that I had size AA tits (until kids and then I was left with a C long)? Should I rage against all women who have bigger tits than me because I don’t have them, want them and can’t afford new ones? Or should I be thrilled that I have a great ass and my legs are amazing without even a hint

Honey, these days EVERYONE is a geek. Open your eyes and look.

—Besides, short guys have every right to be furious that they’re not being selected because of their height—

I would literally just like rather not be asked out by a short guy than challenge my misconceptions or deal with how he is dealing with rejection.

It reminds me of the whole taking your husband’s name when you get married thing. As every Jezebel article on the subject illustrates, many if not most female readers either took their husband’s name or plan to, which is perfectly understandable. But way, way too many of them angrily insist that they did so completely

—For a man to openly reject a woman because he found her fat would be social suicide.—