EXACTLY. I’m embarrassed that so many are chiming in with the looks based responses, as if that makes one tiny shit of a difference. Pretty idiotic response to an idiot who thinks rape has to do with physical attractiveness. i’d hope most Jezebel readers would know better. Guess not.

Let’s not fall into an assessment of who is or isn’t rapeable. Damon’s frame for this is fucked up. We don’t have to use it.

“But if you don’t play your cards right, we won’t marry you!”

Dude, that’s the definition of playing my cards right. Nobody wants to be married to any of those guys.

Thank you for this, it’s awesome.

I love when those groups try to talk about how it is a ‘black genocide’ as if that’s not what they want in the first place.

This piece totally ignores the fact that OBAMA OWNS SNOPES and therefore everything they say is SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA MEANT TO KEEP THE SHEEPLE FROM KNOWING THE TRUTH.

I imagine this is what it’s like to work at Snopes.

There is only one “Bad Blood” as far as I am concerned:

I’m not one of those people who despises Kim Kardashian. I’ve tried to be, but I lack the will to care about her with any degree of intensity beyond that which I feel for breakfast cereal. Which is to say: essentially nil. I think she’s vapid and self-absorbed but is, on the whole, a decent person who works hard and…

Illusion dresses WILL NOT DIE. Yes, she is a lovely woman with an impressive figure. The dress is still godawful.

She looks good, but I am so sick of this trend.

LA has the least affordable housing in the country (just awarded that title this week I believe as it’s been in the news) and a vacancy rate of between about 3-5%. Airbnb is killing what rentals exist. I live on the Westside in a vaguely sketchy area (although this is unusual, there were three separate murders within…

I was shocked to learn only a couple of years ago that LA has zoning laws. I love LA and hope to live there some day but it would not surprise me to learn that there’s a heavy metals recycling facility behind the school, or a shooting range, or a free-range home for crocodiles. A friend of mine in LA used to live in…

*looks in mirror*

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

I’m always excited to see a new makeover get posted - it’s one of my favorite features - but I’m also always a little sad. I submitted one in March that was never run and, given that it was a big deal for me to try a makeover and subject myself to public feedback, it always feels a little like a new rejection when I…

100% in disagreeance with the black eyeliner over brown. Teenaged me slathered that black eyeliner all up in dat waterline, adult me is a little more subduded and does a touch of brown on the outer corners. The only exception is liquid eyeliner (don’t try to sell me on colored cat eyes).

“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

“ultimately the role we play together as parents feels more important than my splitting us up so that I can seek out potential pussy options”

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.