What up, fellow former Douglas County resident! I too grew up in Douglas County and do not understand how it (and Colorado in general) got so damn popular over the last few years. All I had growing up were chain stores and chain restaurants.

My husband and I have officially decided not to have kids. But if we did have kids, we’ve legit talked about not telling anyone about it until they were like 8 or something because the “OMG PREGNANT!!!” stuff on our news feeds is out of control.

Obviously Robin listens a little too closely when Bruce Wayne, King of gentrification, talks about getting rich.

Also a trimmer. I tried for many, many years to go hairless but my skin is naturally dry and my hair is thick and curly. It was razor burn city, which is not a good look. So trimming it is!

Same. I take the bus every weekday.

Yes, thank you! I’ve been on the “vote Sanders in the primary and Clinton in the general” train for some time, but, damn it, I wanted to at least pretend my vote was going to matter tomorrow!

They have yet to learn that a bun can hold all the pens.

My money is on Kanye. He reeks of “too artsy to have fun.”

Lorde’s cast got tagged with a dick at the Met Ball.

Is Lady Gaga hella short or something? She looks like she’s my height and she’s got on 9 inch heels.

She will, too.

Yes! I saw that pic and was like “someone stage a reading intervention on that man.”

My mom complains about the same thing. She also says that the other hairs (mustache, chin) don’t stop growing, no matter how much you pluck them. I find this unfair.

Say it with me, comic book writers - not everyone needs to be connected. You can write characters that aren’t in any way connected to already existing characters! It’s ok!

I grew up with a girl like that! Blonde, blue-eyed, naturally thin, never had a breakout in her life. We (me, my sister, and her) would hang out together and literally every. single. guy. I knew would completely drop me the second they saw her. It got to the point where if I was crushing on a guy and he seemed to like…

Fellow big boobied lady with huge areolae here. I feel your comment so, so hard. I’ve been trying to come to terms with what I have, and it hasn’t been easy. I’m still not confident and I’ve never felt sexy or desired a day in my life (and probably never will) but I have stopped spending hours online collecting…

That’s because they all go by Rebecca now.

We turn back into pumpkins. Side note - it took me a very long time to type this with my vine hands.

“Don’t Hurt Yourself” and “Daddy Lessons” are tied as my favorites.

Right? One look at the picture told my H cups that never in a million years would this...shirt? Bra?...be an option.