When I was 12, I was about 5’7” and had a C cup. Did I have an “adult body”?

Maybe. Maybe not. My mom once threw every toy I had away because I didn’t clean them up in what she considered a timely manner. To this day, my place isn’t spotless (like, it needs to be dusted & stuff), but damn if I don’t put shit away when I’m done with it.

Same. I read that and the part about anything left on the floor being taken away and I was like...that’s a problem?

I once thought I could keep up while drinking with British people. I could not.

I started couch to 5k on Monday. (Also an LA person.) I hate running but the week one part of the program hasn’t been so bad.

I love DC Superhero Girls. But that themesong...

Their fans are tween girls (9-12 years old). They don’t know that guys are like this yet.

I’ve never understood why women throw their bras at performers. But then, I have huge tits and my bras are all upwards of $80 a piece. I’m not rich enough to spring for “flinging bras.”

I have the app that allows me to check out ebooks from my local library. It’s a nightmare. It’s hard to navigate, it’s slow, everything takes forever to download. It’s so bad that I gave up on it and went back to checking out physical books.

God, yes. I worked at both Borders and B&N back in the day, and going into a B&N now is like stepping into a different world. The one I used to work at has replaced the center of the store with a Best Buy-like Nook display area where you can play with all the Nooks, and where the fiction was is now nothing but toys…

I’m also 35. When dudes would ask me to come over and watch a movie...they wanted me to come over and watch a movie. (full disclosure - I am ugly and fat, so.)

Because marriage affords you benefits under the law that your #friendswithbenefits won’t get. If you are on your deathbed, there are places that will not let anyone who is not a family relation (meaning parent, sibling, or spouse) in to see you. If you die, your relation can say “I don’t want #FriendsWithBenefits at…

I read it more as we should be surprised that a website devoted to porn actually gave out a real scholarship. When I first heard “porn hub scholarship,” I immediately thought it was a scam designed to get barely legal girls to submit homemade porn to the site under the guise of “scholarship.”

When my toy goes places other than my vagina, I absolutely use a condom.

EVERYBODY BETRAY ME! I’M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD!

I’ve had dreams where I’ve had a penis. I’ve also had several dreams where I have sex with women (sometimes I have a penis, sometimes I don’t.) I’m a cisgendered heterosexual woman, so I have no idea what all that is about.

I donated today, too. I wish I had more to give.

When my then 33-year-old husband was diagnosed with cancer just when we were about to start trying for a baby, I was so grateful we didn't have to put a child through living with his illness. It's not fun.

We absolutely need Universal Health Care. But Planned Parenthood would still exist because they truly believe in helping people access the care they need.

More violent than a dude shooting up a health clinic?