Give yourself credit for what you've accomplished so far! You might not have known exactly how stressful it would be, but you did know the program was going to be "put up or shut up" business — in a completely foreign environment, far from your comfort zone — and you still went for it! That takes so much courage and…

Okokok. So I know this isn't really appropriate because it's not a story of interruption, but I'm just so excited that I want to shout it from the rooftops.

Ditto!

Wife and I were camping. On the first night things start getting hot and heavy in the tent. I was having serious difficulties getting the condom on in the dark so she turns on a 1500 lumen flashlight aimed square at my peen. Got the condom on no problem but then laughter erupts from the neighboring campsites. We…

Sorry, I have two. This one is HORRIBLE. I was out with my roommate/best friend at the bar. I was single at the time, hadn't gotten laid in a while and was looking to take someone home. As I'm standing at the bar waiting to order, a cute, scruffy-goateed young man with a mop of curly hair and an irresistible grin…

Yeah. Sadly, I can remember the last time I had sex and it was a long time ago. Carry on.

I have a friend who is deaf as a result of a bad vaccine reaction as a baby. She has gotten EVERY single vaccine since and made sure her baby was vaccinated for everything and will continue to vaccinate. She says she'd rather have a live child with a disability than a dead child.

Mom got polio a year before the vaccine came out. Had to have both hips replaced, limp her whole life, and she was incredible lucky. Hate those fucking anti-vaxxers.

I remember being a kid in the 1950's. I remember that Jonas Salk was revered.

I hate her. She has blood and suffering on her hands.

Question! I can't seem to find the answer. I'm up to date on all my shots (except for chickenpox, because I had the shot when it was released in the 90's, but they've changed it so it's a different shot with two doses, so I haven't had it yet. I should really set that up). EXCEPT I've heard that we need booster shots…

I couldn't have asked for better position/timing:

The reason that measles is in the population to get caught by people too young to get vaccinated is that ANTIVAXXERS ARE DESTROYING HERD IMMUNITY.

America, say hello to your expert on pediatric health!

Right!?

"We attempted the experiment with the grossest possible thing possible. Because science."

Next up: charting the male response, first stimulating the frenulum with the wanton tongue of an uninhibited Swede, and then, the kitchen dish cloth that is always somewhat damp.

You know, just to compare. :P

So as it turns out, I have access to this article via my university...and they did indeed use a wet tampon. A Tampax Super Plus, in fact, which the subjects inserted and it sounds like they sort of...pressed against it repeatedly it with a finger to stimulate the pelvic muscles. Or something. Apparently they…

Do it for...

This interview was definitely a "We've got them both right where we want them, now release the bears!" moment.

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…