I swear to spaghetti monster that I don't want to be this person, and I'm sorry for being this person, and I hate me for being this person, and I'm the one who clicked this headline...but these like six weeks are the least appropriate weeks to goof on Christianity. Maybe that makes it funnier; I get that,…

Thanks. I hope things are getting better for you too!

Thank you. Yeah there are certainly some terrible therapists, but I also think I might just be ill-suited for therapy. Talking about being unhappy just makes me worse, and everything else in my life is pretty good (I exercise regularly, I eat well, I have a great group of friends, supportive parents, dating an…

I'm sorry you've been dealing with this. I've been struggling with depression for 13 years, and it's an up and down road, but the meds do help. I mostly want to tell you that you are not alone. You are not alone. You are doing the right thing for you. I can't promise that everything will be ok all at once, but I…

I hate it because I feel like it's not actually for nerds, or appreciative of nerds... it's making fun of us. Everything's all wrong, and it just feels like dumb people laughing at me. Also I hate laugh tracks.

Please don't give up. There are a million different forms of help out there - don't give up 5 minutes before the miracle happens. I survived more than my fair share of trauma, and up until 2 years ago I hated everything about myself and my life. But I finally found a therapist I love, I have built the loving…

Yes! In normal circumstances, I would have no trouble having a healthy dialogue and saying, "Hey, this happened and it was kind of shitty." But because they're all so fragile right now, I feel like the responsibility is all mine to be kind and forgiving, but I can't just magic away all of my emotions and I'm kind of…

Other people have managed to give me real advice, both positive and negative, without the condescending tone.

Well, it seems like you know that this guy is obviously bad news, and that the issue is not "should I end my wonderful marriage and get back with him" but rather, "should I tell my husband that this happened, and that I have feelings about it."

Ugh it's really the worst isn't it? - I go sit in therapy and get frustrated and cry about nothing and then leave and feel worse because I've been talking about how miserable I am for an hour and I go and pretend that I'm just regular-stressed but you know, on balance, happy with things and I'm so goddamned tired.…

ugh the big bang theory sucks - I can't wait for the nerd loving culture to end and true nerds can get back to living in peace without posers in their thick rimmed glasses can go away. they don't even get it right. example: no self respecting nerd uses Alienware - its a scam for morons, yet Sheldon uses it? plus…

Good luck.

My gyn once said, while doing an exam: beautiful cervix! And I said, before I could stop myself: I bet you say that to all the women. True story. And we both laughed.

Doctor isn't qualified to check for curses gonna have to take that thing to a voodoo woman.

If your vagina is inflated, I'm pretty sure you need to see a gyno in real life, and not just on Reddit.

God dammit. Screw you for tricking me into hearing what Phish sounds like. Went 30plus years in blissful ignorance.

That's largely a myth. The typically ending of a Benny Hill Show was not him chasing scantily-clad ladies, but him being chased by angry scantily-clad ladies mob-handed and out to do him no good.

I write for the Palm Beach Post!!! We invited him to our wedding and he actually RSVp'd and then cancelled and we were like "of course! he's Burt!" And then after the honeymoon we discovered he'd had quintuple bypass surgery at the same time! And his assistant wrote "Ge didn't want to dissapoint you." WHAT???? Mind…

I have had the honor of knowing the actual Burt Reynolds, as he lives in the county I cover as a reporter. And he is as awesome and fierce as you imagine. Abd even as Older Burt, let me say that when he sees you on a red carpet of a local film fest for students where he judges a contest and hosts the finalists at his…

I already have a LoniManderson! He was the one making me lunch while I blogged today!