I've ridden the Phillip, the Ferdinald, the Smith, and the Kristoff models. Has anyone managed to bag 'em all?

This is not funny, cute, or a shitstorm of any kind, but-I do social media for a mental health organization, and boy, were people stirred up by Williams' death. Social media is supposed to be a small part of my job, with everything else on my roster being higher priority, but I am worried that someone will leave a…

Process of elimination.

I see what you did there.

Also—how horrific. I would totally lose it. I just couldn't deal with that.

I have slept under my desk at work. I sympathize; once you've done it, there'll always be that voice calling to you from under there. It's a dark little cave away from the fluorescent lights and demands of the workday.

I have a story about this but less than halfway through I realized it was going to a dark place, as…

Oh my god. Horror show.

I do *not* understand the whole public restroom deal. I read horrible comments on various websites and think 'they're still regular human beings; they're just being horrible because internet=not accountable." Then I see what people do to bathrooms, and...I don't know. Is it mostly children who are the despoilers, or…

HOW is that a bad thing?

I wanna know about Cagney, please tell.

You are a class act, and your prose is charming! Team Shrayber!

I love that series so hard. Much more than Harry Potter, Divergent, or any of those other Johnny-come-latelys. I hope they don't ruin it.

Construction guy at 0:43—swoon!

Disgusting.

I'd think of it as not letting douchebags dictate the situation. Heck yeah.

I think you're more than a little awesome for walking out like that.

Jeezus. You know I'm glad this is the only story here that involves dogshit; I had almost forgotten that that happened with my last, serious boyfriend. SO disgusting. It wasn't just finding shit one time; it was stains on the sheets. (Sorry. So gross. I know.)

I think the substitution is valid. It's a real equivalency, because it's a framework that can be used when talking about almost any form of identity. Any form of identity is performative—people within a group are told what members of that group act and look like; many then 'perform' the role. Performative femininity,…

Boooooo! Go home!

sorry; posted then realized my comment was dumb/wrong. can't delete it, so editing...

Is that true? Gosh, I hope so. (I am a little out of touch; I'd certainly like to believe this.)

I don't know to be horrified, so find this hilarious.