I’m annoying so the missing comma is screaming at me too much for it to be perfect. But perfection was SO close it hurts.

I will never not see Jinger Duggar as rhyming with ringer. It’s so jarring 

Yeah I predicted as much. I listen to multiple songs from that album on the radio all the time and You Oughta Know remains one of the best female break up songs of all time. It’s ugly and messy and beautiful.

Honestly, I don’t do anything ‘down there’. My partner doesn’t care, I don’t want to, it’s all fine. If he wanted me to though, I probably still wouldn’t - I’m not sure I’d be chill dating someone who had negative opinions about how my body naturally is, and how I prefer it.

Well, he could.  Ivanka did.

Yeah, I guess I was just disappointed because I heard in advance that there was going to be an abortion story that was meant to be realistic and low-key. And for me, the way Annie got pregnant took away from that because it requires her to be dysfunctional on a pretty massive level. I would rather they went with a…

I hope so. The mani-pedi-wax your asshole trend is expensive and stupid. It just serves to keep women enslaved to an expensive habit that is all about making manbabies happy. We have hair. Let’s own it. 

YES. It’s rude to invade someone’s private party where they are trying to celebrate an important life event with their loved ones. Someone’s desire for a free meal and LOLs is not more important than the couples’ right to celebrate with their invited guests at the party they paid for.

So if you had too much food at your picnic you’d be fine with someone (who isn’t food insecure) swiping food from your blanket while you went for a walk, just for shits and giggles? Or reaching through your dining room window to steal the leftovers off your dinner plate when you went to get some more wine? Because…

What I always love is when the anti-vax crowd goes “ReAd tHe VaCcInE iNsErT”...

1) alcoholics (not all, obviously)

Well, Lady Gaga certainly has a type.

Next up, Zac Efron.

Dear Atheist friend you aren't better than the person you're attacking. You both essentially believe the same thing that people should be good while alive because it makes the world better not for some after life. Being an asshole online doesn't wait, it's here. It's now. 

Oh, calm down. It does not hurt you if I have beliefs. You’re why atheists get a bad name. And that’s coming from my atheist partner.

The worst part is, big pharma makes so very little off of vaccines, and far more off the vitimins that some people turn to as an alternative. Also let's not Kidd ourselves, anti-vaxx is also full of cupidity, and given the lack of regulation on their shit, the alternative side is full of more charlitans.

I don’t think anybody actually believes this is about him being able to rehabilitated and not about punishment.

And hello Twitter—I may not Tweet but I hear things. I write my own comments, too. I don’t have a team. I have me. If it has my name on it—book, comment, whatever—I fracking wrote it. What’s so hard to understand about that?

I will say again, because this is smearing my integrity. I write my own books. Every word. You may find you don’t like them. You may find one that doesn’t ring for you, but I wrote it. It’s insulting to have a reader decide otherwise because something didn’t work for them. 

I write ALL my own books. You didn’t like one, that’s fine. But I wrote it. I very much object to being accused by someone who doesn’t know me of doing something I consider unethical. I write every book with my name on it. No ghost writer, no co-authors, no team. Me. Period. Nora