Mostly I find their feud boring and well past the point (the election is over let’s end this bickering over it within liberal circles.) But Susan Sarandon calling someone else self-righteous?! Are you fucking kidding me?!

Completely with Messing. DO shut the FUCK UP, Susan. 

Because when you ask ANYONE for an intimate relationship sometimes the answer is “no” and you really must accept that even when it is not fair. It is impossible to demand love; love must be freely given; it cannot be taken.

Well, then he probably shouldn’t have said he’d make a statement.

You kinda took that quote out of context. If you read on, it states that Wheaton says he was going to say something about it, but never did. That’s what it’s getting at.

You mean the investigation performed by the legal firm that represents his wife’s family? Oh yeah, that’s real impartial.

Do we know what exactly happened? I feel like both Brad and Angelina are very good at the whole public image thing, so I have no idea who is the asshole. Maybe they’re both assholes! 

Not surprised at all by the Brangelina brawling. They are both two entitled brats used to getting their own way. Nice job putting the kids first guys. Also, I predict one of the kids will write a Mommy/Daddy Dearest tell all in about 7 years.

I have a darker take. As soon as they met on that movie, they started making the beast with two backs because as you know, super beautiful people either want to fight each other or screw each other.

More importantly, what does Jennifer Aniston think about all of this while she’s on the Italian riviera sipping cocktails by the pool?

I think Carrie Underwood ‘s married name is Carrie Underwood. Lots of kids get the dad’s last name only in the US

God, these two twats are the absolute worst! I knew they were trashy for the concerted effort they put into humiliating the woman they cheated on but never once did I think they were the type of idiots to cut off their nose to spite their face.

Her comment implies that he’s not attracted to her because he’s gay. It’s a very old and embarrassing joke to make: “A member of the opposite sex doesn’t think I’m hot? Must be gay.”

The sheer ego involved with her comment on top of being mildly homophohic, though. Only gay men don’t like my body. Child, pleeeease. Your body is a disaster. A self inflicted disaster. Most people attracted to ladies have noticed.

Maybe we should also ask Dakota how she can be attracted to men who are old enough to be her dad, or almost old enough? Last I checked, it took two to Tango.

Watching anything with the Obama’s or even Hillary Clinton makes me too sad for what we’ve lost. Fucking hell but I’m glad they are living their best lives. They deserve it.

As I said elsewhere, an analogy I like is to think about if you wrote an essay, submitted it, and got an F, then someone else copied your paper, submitted it, and got an A.

Am I the only person who finds his lack of knowledge about her dogs seriously sus? I need to know the name of every dog in the world.

Listening to music is not cultural appropriation. Stealing the music then acting like you created it is.

Fuck yeah. Who are these mothers that think a 4 year old has a valid opinion on anything beyond “I don’t like broccoli”? Because your 4 YO thought it was fine does not mean you have to do it, and by using this as your “excuse” shows just how moronic you are.