I dunno these old euros are pretty good about running after sitting. The PO of my e28 got it from a guy who let it sit under a tree while he was in prison for a few years. He said it started right up after he bought it.

It’s not miraculous, it’s Swedish engineering.

Jay Leno got Chrysler to build him that insane turbine powered racecar thing. So it’s within the realm of possibility.

Cool, I’m having more sex with more partners than the average guy in my age group.

It kind of blows my mind that so many of these new “base model” engines are so good

I was going to do this with an E32 735iL I bought for $1,200 but it ended up having massive engine problems (bad compression, probably needed a new head) so I gave up.

Can we not use moronic words like “folx” on a serious website? What’s wrong with saying“folks” or even “people”?

Are we not all people? Or is the word“people” triggering to elkgendered moosekin or some other equally stupid bullshit?

Slovenia sounds amazing, I need to take a trip there soon!

I’m the opposite, I’m a photographer so I’m constantly driving around with a crap ton of equipment.

Whatever happened to the Jalopnik Batshit Babes calendar?

Was it too “sexist” for the new Gawker or did we just get lazy with it?

“You taste the….. well, I haven’t tried licking it yet.”

LIAR!!!!

I’m going to give him the benefit of thedoubt because tuners can be fucking shady.

I watch this dude’s videos, he has like four other cars and hardly ever actually drives this one except to take it to car shows on occasion.

He’s well aware of how absurdly impractical it is and pretty much built it just to see how ridiculous he could make it.

I really want to get HAILS8N but I feel like it would offend some of my clients.

First of all, making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a sick person at the hospital.

Jesus christ, this is like my worst fear, I’ve had people freak out before but they usually mellow out pretty quickly if you talk to them like Alex was.

If someone started shoving my crew around like that I’m fairly certain be waiting to get bailed out of redneck redneck California jail for knocking a guy out with a…

Yep, and when I drive it I don’t use my turn signal and honk at pedestrians and cyclists and lesser cars who dare to be in front of me.

Stop being such a retarded bitch.

Same reason some people collect swords, because they like the craftsmanship.

Look at the price, this is not a knife to carry, it’s more like a work of art for knife collectors.

What kind of weird ass criminal buys a $750 knife to go on a stabbing spring?

I’m taking the buyback and getting an IS300.

I haven’t had any major problems with it but it’s a bitch to work on, plus I paid cash for it in 2012 and I’m not as wealthy at the moment as I was when I bought it.

I’d like to go to a more reliable car and pay off all my credit card debt.