Dunno where in California you are but if you're in the LA area there's a 76 gas station in Pasadena right where the 110 north starts having stoplights that sells it.

That's a troll/joke site from years ago, not real at all.

I've actually emailed back and forth with that that guy a few years back, he's a funny dude

My odometer with almost a quarter million miles disagrees with you...

I started shaving my head (like with a razor) this year and it's awesome, no more bad hair days, no more paying for haircuts, no more spending fifteen minutes in the mirror trying to make my hair look thicker.

The E38 actually borrowed pretty heavily from the E34 5-series styling-wise.

But really, I just wanted an excuse to post this picture I took of my car last weekend.

He might have one, it's only a few hundred to get a dealers license.

Is this whole article some kind of post-hipster meta parody of SJWs?

Or have you actually managed to shove your head so far up your ass you can turn dorky dad humor videos into some kind of racial issue?

Lexus IS300

Waiters often refer to black customers as "Canadians." It's not really a well known thing outside of the food service industry.

Yes, and South American military dictatorships are the pinnacle of morality. Fuck off.

Argentina forcibly and illegally invaded sovereign British territory populated by British citizens who had no desire to live under a brutal military dictatorship.

My friends stole a bunch of those from the anti-choice tent at the county fair (that's GA for you) and handed them out as party favors.

They also stole one of the big ones out of the creepy case with all the different stages of development shown with actual sized rubber fetuses.

My friends are pretty cool.

I believe those were painted by an ancient civilization and their purpose has been lost to history.

I have no clue what that thing does.

Clearly that's a camel mask.

My BMW is probably too old for this to work so I'll just continue to park diagonally across the two handicapped spots at the very front of the store.

You do know the 1982 turbo 5-speed was faster than every car built in '82 except the Porsche 911 SC and the BMW M1 right? It was also faster than any other Z up to that point.

Hey dipshit,
As a man, you sound like a 13 year old with a horrible case of Aspergers syndrome.

If ANY fucking woman wants to fucking give your ass the time of day you should be grateful that they're fucking talking to your pathetic ass, and not worrying about how many kids they have or how many tattoos they have or the…

I dunno, Andrew Jackson was a crazy sonofabitch....

Jezebel's resident Jalop here to weigh in on this.

1. A ten year old Mercedes isn't even worth that much, I'm looking at replacing my 1989 BMW 5 series with a 2000 BMW right now and the one I'm looking at is only like $4,000.

2. If it's paid off and has a good maintenance history she'd be stupid to sell it and risk…