Luckily, a lot of my work entails sending batches of 300MB CMYK TIFF files to clients from my home office.

I mostly just watch seasons of shows I download from "iTunes," stoner cartoons on Adult Swim, and fucked up documentaries.

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who doesn't have Netflix and has never borrowed anyone's password.

My grandma sold my uncle's at a yardsale about fifteen years ago and we still occasionally give her shit about it at family get togethers...

None, because my presents are all awesome.

I don't think cats are smart enough to realize you're a different species though.

Being born after '87 is no excuse to diss the Testarossa.

You're right, it looks like he has custom tail lights or something as well.

I wanted a 280Z but my dad got me the Camry because it "had airbags".....

Haha, I lost my virginity in a Camry back in high school.

Crack pipe, it's ugly and you can get clean foxes for half that....

My 280ZX was pretty insanely reliable considering it's advanced age, ridiculous mileage, and the abuse it suffered from it's various owners.

I'm too short for this thing haha.

I've actually always thought of Santa as being German and driving some kind of old Mercedes...

Picture this:

+1 for saying what a lot of us were probably thinking.

Sufjan is awesome. Go listen to Justin Bieber or Nickelback if you care about production values so fucking much.

I worked at a pet store in high school and while I agree that hamsters are pretty shit pets, rats are kind of cool.