No one ever said that, snowflake.

The best is when people you know talk about how “productive” they are and feel the need to be “productive” on their days off from work, because if they aren’t actively accomplishing something then they are a failure.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

I took 3 months of unpaid paternity leave when my son was born in 2007, and it was probably the most important 3 months of my life.

When I was in middle school and got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue my parents thought I was the reincarnation of Fred Merkle.

Also, why not just become Socialists, gang? Like, the GOP is actively courting literal Nazis; the taboo is broken in the younger generation. Democrats and the Democratic party (necessary to make the distinction) need to get hip to Marx or they will die, and they will deserve it.

Did you miss the part where he shifted the blame of the botched Navy SEAL operation to the generals and Obama? This man is a fucking disgrace and a coward. No one should respect this man. What a piece of shit.

Wisdom, logic, compassion. Not at all “presidential “. Christ, he is good here.

His grasp of economics is so truly awful.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Oops, you’re right. Think this might be the newest viral optical illusion.

The American way.

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

Go Falcons.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

Trump campaigned on banning Muslims and called it as such. He gave an interview about giving preferentially status to Christian refugees. His executive order only applies to Muslim-majority countries. You don’t think this is a ban on Muslims? If there was any hope that it would be constitutional, Trump would have…

The first thing the racist does when he comes to power, he takes all the Negro leaders and invites them for coffee, to show that he’s alright. And these Uncle Toms can’t pass up the coffee. They come away from the coffee table telling you and me that this man is alright.

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Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor