1) So this reminds me that it might be a good time to elaborate on a little thing called game theor

“Okay, who thinks it should be Donald Trump of the Year?”
<louder applause>
“Who would like me to go over to their house, have sex with their mother and then take a shit on the floor there?”
<loudest applause>
I’m guessing this probably doesn’t qualify as a scientific study.

Players on the winning team will be rewarded with cash bonuses

That’s a “race to the bottom” logic that ignores major cities where an increased minimum wage has seen an increase in economic growth. It’s the core of the Right’s and Trump’s nonsense:

Woe is me. I have to give employees a living wage. I’ll have to close my business if I can’t abuse my employees and grab as much…

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Hi. White male here. Also raised in the burbs. Been pulled over many times and have been extended every courtesy. Most of the time the cops have called me sir and let me off with a warning. Also most times I had weed in my car. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a cop with his hand on his weapon before.

If you were black you wouldn’t have been pulled over that many times because one of them would have shot you already.

If you’ve been pulled over for speeding that many times, then you are a worthless, reckless, selfish, idiotic piece of shit, and I hope you get the shit beat out of you next time.

Well, the cop probably knew you were a repeat offender. 2 dozen times? Slow the fuck down and stop at the fucking light!

Here’s an excerpt from the script:

best case scenarios for lower wage workers

On the one hand it’s a frivolous story; on the other hand, reporters making assertions on which they base confident explanations of how things work without having looked into them or knowing what they’re talking about is both inherently bad and probably part of why we have a racist pro-wrestling heel with a non-zero…

Yeah. I still don’t think he actually faked the bloody sock. But I now believe he is the type of person who would do it.

My parents lived in Walsh’s district. My dad has been a pretty much straight ticket Republican for more than half a century now, but he voted GLEEFULLY for Duckworth in 2012. “Worst sack of shit Congressman I’ve ever had,” he says about Walsh.

I met Joe Walsh in a Colonial cafe outside of Elgin Community College during my lunch break some years back. I thought I recognized him and asked, “are you Joe Walsh?”

She is a frontrunner for Democratic presidential nominee in 2024 (or, heaven forbid, 2020). I don’t see many that could knock her off if she decided to run.

It is a publicly traded company.

So, what do you plan to do about it?

That’s cool, Colin. So, what do you plan to do about it? Kneel during the national anthem? Thanks, that’ll save lives.

You may want to discuss blood pressure medication with your primary care physician, lest you suffer acute medical distress in situations such as these.