They have to buy a new Crosby jersey every season after they stained their old one with tears during the playoffs.

As a Blackhawks fan, I can explain that it's because David Backes is a meatball. Plus, outside of TJ Oshie's 15 minutes of fame from the Olympics, the statistical facination of Alex Steen, and the drama that is Ryan Miller most people don't care about the Blues.

If you're using a 35 cent money clip you probably need to reevaluate things.