Maybe I’m weird....

While still in the shower, I use my hands to sorta...squeegee...myself mostly dry, then step out onto the mat, grab my towel, and finish drying.

Robert E. Lee was as much of an enemy to the United States as Osama bin Laden, except Lee killed more Americans.

Herman Munster was the nicest guys you were ever likely to meet!

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

citation needed

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

She’s trying so hard to make excuses for him supporting trump.

I heard a good solution is putting silhouettes of hawks and other birds of prey on the glass. the birds see these and scarper.

Window tinting would serve the same purpose, I assume.

Worked out for General Custer.

He is only three apples high. It seems to irk him.