NOBODY PUTS MCLAREN F1 IN THE CORNER

El Miraj

"Unlike the doors, the hood, this isn't a panel you can just unbolt"

Who are you and what are you doing here

Incredibly childish and extremely toxic for the environment.

Kia/Hyundai

Pontiac. It went from being alive to being dead.

If it looked like this I'd buy it.

Just gunna leave this here.

"Spa-Francorchamps" is really long, and we're limited to 70 characters in headlines. And I needed to have the ten exclamation points in there more.

Looks so good the Camaro had to rip them off.

I totally agree that Honda should have made a proper Accord wagon...but Americans won't buy wagons and Honda will only make things that it thinks Americans will buy. Even if they are wrong.

"Custom Bass Pro Shops Carpeted Floor Mats"

Builds off-road truck for activities off road, puts carpeted floor mats in.

Wow, you should be known as Toyota's #1 fan.

Hellcat Caravan, because some people can't keep it in their pants and still need to run 10 sec 1/4 mile times with 6 pieces of crotchfruit in the back.

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Surely I can't be the only one who would totally drive a LaFerrarivan?

Not always the case, you have the option to purchase a car at the end of the lease for a predetermined amount. If the market is favorable you can then sell the purchased car and pocket any profit.

Which can be countered with less weight. The current generation car is around 276 lbs lighter than the S2000. The S2000 does have better hp/weight ratio... but so what? The Miata is still around. Where is the S2000? For that matter, where is Honda? busy building CUVs and sedans. If you want to name brands that have…

Back in the mid-1990s, I read a Consumer Reports car test, where they compared a C4 Vette, Nissan 300ZX Turbo, an FD RX-7, and (I think) a Toyota Supra. As I recall, the Mazda RX-7, widely regarded as one of the finest sports cars ever produced, was docked points for it's inability to put a folded wheelchair in the…