Way-too-much-time
Way-too-much-time
Way-too-much-time

That diesels are noisy, smoky truck motors for rednecks, bros, and long haulers. (US specific)

I'm pretty sure he has a secret KERS linked to his suspension setup!

FUCK YOU BMW JUST CALL IT A FUCKING M2

Wow - half-price sale!!!

It's your lucky day. I'll do it for $45.

The worst is when the hobbit that turns your crank case gets depressed and needs therapy so you need to send someone to the land before time to get a new hobbit. Plus, when you have a plutonium air filter? That's gonna involve Superman... so, you know, plus shipping from Krypton...

Gotta be blinker fluid. Only a specialist can refill it

This man appreciates a Lincoln. 1986 - a fine vintage.

a colossal disappointment?

Pretty please?

ohhhhh man that's harsh

Heh. Tommy Boy.

If you have to ask, it's not for you.

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I'll give you the best sarcastic explanation.