It’s your phrasing. Your need to dismiss something as “mobile garbage” implies an elitist attitude that you may not feel, but your verbiage certainly suggests.

Don’t be too surprised when what comes off as sneering arrogance is treated as such.

Look, a PC/Console warrior from the stone age.

Absolutely agree. It’s almost like when D&D met with GRRM to find out what happens in the end, they only wrote down a 2-3 sentence synopsis for each main event or character and then used these bulletpoints as a framework for the plot without knowing how to connect them all together in a meaningful way.

This is a perfect comparison. Thank you!

It felt very Anakin Skywalker-like.  One minute she’s a sane, but conflicted individual and then for little reason at all...falls off the deep end.

It’s... not a ripoff. It’s just a reskinned, renamed version of PUBG published by PUBG’s Chinese publisher.

Even if it could be proven that this is a rip-off of PUBG, China does not recognize foreign IP rights so it’s not illegal under Chinese law.  Tencent is lying about this because that’s just how things are done over there, not because they have anything to worry about.

I tried.

Disagree.

Are we calling engine swaps "bolt-on" now? I mean, you may not be notching the frame or welding new mounts, but it's still a damn engine swap. 

I’d go the other direction. Take the 4-cylinder from a Mustang, crank up the boost, and have at it. 

It’s not a bad offer for Ankh-Morpork. Not something that would be a problem under the Lord Vetinari, but earlier managers didn’t have his subtle persuasive abilities. Or the trap door in the office.

100 rat tails only yields 2 dollars? Sounds like a terrible opportunity.

And I now have an incentive to pick up the scooter, roll it over 20 feet to private property, wait a minute, then call for my $10 payment.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Y’all need some Kappa of the non-sorority sort.

Well, if you don’t want a Miata, I can’t really help you, but this might:

She really sold that. The shaking hands, tearing up, the look of fear in her eyes. A girl deserves an Emmy.

A Hyundai Santa Fe is a large SUV?