This. But also, I think nowadays people have come around on DLC when it’s done right. People would rather see Bungie invest in a new expansion than try to remake Destiny every three years, just like I’d have been happy to get another Blood and Wind-style add-on for The Witcher 3 instead of waiting a Witcher 4.

So many things wrong here. 1) From the moment of ordering to completion the person who took the order and payment would have had to somehow indicate to the person making drinks that it was for a cop. Depending on how busy they are that’s not something that’s going to happen. That being said, 2) Kiosks are normally not…

Got any dirt on Fred Armisen?

I have two friends whose daughters both lied about their age to try to get close to celebrities, one was 16 and one was 17, and in both cases, the girls were the pursuer once they got their foot in the door. One never get close enough to her intended target and the other had her purse searched by one of the…

Imagine how sad one’s life must be to review-bomb some game on Metacritic, esp. over some perceived “SJW”-ness or something.

That seems unfair. Billy Mitchell was by all accounts actually competent at one point in his career.

...yes yes , the only people who can like retrogaming are wHiTe gUyS in their 50s .. sigh...

It starts with the example set by the Boomers and perpetuates from there. I once saw an interview with Jay Leno where he was asked if his obsession with old cars was bad for the planet. His response was “I have faith in human ingenuity to come up with a device or some technology to solve the climate change problem.”…

It is remarkable the extent to which Americans are not willing to make sacrifices for the common good.  During, for example, WWII people put up with rationing and other restrictions for four or more years. These days, you ask people to stay home and enjoy their Netflix subscription and they lose their GD minds in 3…

Oh man, that’s actually kind of intimidating, hahahaha.

the badges are back in this, and they are ROUGH

Still enjoying that one.  Damn, some of those badges.

I think they’re previous game Shadow Tactics: Blade of the Shogun was also a damn near perfect stealth, with a great story. I can’t wait to get my hands on this.

It’s unfortunate timing, but this ad was probably planned months ago. It’s foolish that no-one thought to cancel it, but I doubt it was intended to “vaguely gesture in the direction of real-world issues.”

Yeah, as a parent I’m inclined to take that quote with a big grain of salt. See the fact that he mentions snuggling with her further down. I’m no KK fan, but kids come out with really random shit on the spot—I can remember several of these when my kids were really young, and the answers were totally out there.

[Puts away joke about Cruz finding his conscience about as often as...]

Two of those people are women. Two of them!

The moral of the story is unless your name is Sacha Baron Cohen and you know exactly what you are doing, just don’t.

I want to go with the latter as she would be the first RE protagonist with some goddamn sense. But you have to keep in mind she was made so Capcom can pull the “I have a black friend” excuse for a white duo massacring infected Africans.