Imagine the confusion for our friends in England seeing someone keeping their coffee in the boot.

Why? I mean, if you’re playing at a desk why not just use a PC? The only Switch games it makes sense to play docked are exclusives, and those are designed for non M&K play. It probably seems like a huge advantage, but for most multiplayer games it’s not a significant one. At least in games where mobility contributes…

Why? I mean, if you’re playing at a desk why not just use a PC? The only Switch games it makes sense to play docked…

I was going to make a Shadowrun joke but figure most people only know the game because of that awesome online first-person shooter. 

This was just a normal Shadowrun session.

Obligatory #FuckKonami

For $50, no rumble and no battery means no good.  

This depends entirely on what part of the country you’re in. If you’re in a warm-climate state, yeah, the hydrants are full of water at all times. If you’re in a state that gets cold winters, though, they can’t do that because the hydrant would freeze. So the valve is actually 6-8 feet below ground, and the hydrant…

That’s nothing! I dressed up as a skinny dork with a lazy eye, ill-fitting clothes, thick glasses and an already receding hairl{/bursts in to tears, flees room}

I fucking love this movie.

This is probably Sandler’s best film (outside Punch Drunk Love) but damn I hate that Flock Of Seagulls joke. He has the haircut, we get it. We don’t need him to say apropos nothing “do you like Flock of Seagulls?” You don’t need to scream at the audience “HEY EVERYONE, HERE’S WHAT WE’RE REFERENCING! DO YOU GET IT?!”

I backed this game for PC years ago and had only finished it recently. It’s by far one of my favorite games of the year.

I don’t think he’s ever nailed it really, it’s just that his better attempts look great when compared to weird shit like “shake the controller, her breasts move too” and “she absorbs sunlight, hence the thong”.

This. I got picked on enough.  I can’t imagine how awful it would have been if we had social media back then.  I cringe at the thought.

I am so infinitely glad that  when I was a teenager (a) social media didn’t exist and (b) I wasn’t famous enough for anyone to give a shit what I did.

My ex-wife was a full-time conservative organizer (in Canada, but they hire the same specialists and go through the same training as Republicans). One thing conservative organizers understand that seems not to penetrate the skulls of Democratic organizers is that you don’t win by fighting to move voters from one…

I’m thinking the plaintiff, whichever entity that might be, can use the “reasonable person” tact here. Does the reasonable person see Uber as a transportation company or a technology company?

One of the best things I've heard someone offer is, "It hurts because it matters." And that kind of says it all? People mourn because they have just lost someone very dear to them, someone they will never be able to see again, and it's important to acknowledge that it's ok to hurt for a little while and deal with…

As long as it isn't ear hair cancer. As I get older it'd getting more difficult to keep trimmed. Next week I'm upgrading to a gas-powered string trimmer as it is.