She is such a gem.

I am in favor of a ban on hats in restaurants in general, MAGA notwithstanding. Take off your fucking hat while eating in a restaurant you savages!

The way things are in Canada right now, as long as you’re white you should be fine. Speak French and they’ll let you into Quebec immediately.

Wayne’s World.

That first letter is absolutely me! My "roomie" and I are best friends and brothers that have known each other for over 20 years. We fulfill almost all aspects of a relationship except for the sex and physical intimacy. I would not be a live without him ( he is the rock) and his life would be much more boring without…

This is why noone touches my car except for my best friend who owns a shop. If only everyone would be so lucky to have a best friend as a mechanic.

Not to mention that Trump has completely ruined America’s relations with their closest ally.

Only 55% oppose the wall? That number is disturbingly low.

The golden rule here is when in doubt throw it out.

I genuinely hope that in spite of all this the version of America you were sold turns out to be more than a dream.

I needed to add money to my laundry card so that I could do laundry in my building. But they only take denominations of 20 dollars. I have $19 in my bank account. There’s that moment where I realize, I’ll have to borrow or beg for a dollar, go to my bank, deposit a dollar, then use that 20 to pay for laundry. I want…

I see what you’re trying to say, but someone like Roger Stone LOVES America. Where else but America can a guy like this get to where he is? He certainly loves Fame and Money more than he loves America though.

Is it bad that all I want after reading this article is a tall cool glass of Cola?

I got 7 minutes into the demo before I moved out for being scared. I used my entire clip on the first zombie. 

I was playing RE2 Remake in the middle of the day Saturday and noped about 7 minutes into it cause I was freaked out. That first Zombie just destroyed me

Germans have simultaneously the best and worst sense of humour. 

Methinks maybe that because both Star Wars fans and video game fans are often very toxic? Combine both of those and you have a perfect formula for backlash.

As a distant descendant of King Edward the 1st“Longshanks”, I am going to sue Mel Gibson for negatively representing my family in the movie Braveheart.

If you lunatics south of the border actually get your shit together enough to elect AOC, then the rest of the world may start to think of you with higher regard.

These are horrifying yet incredibly gratifying. I can only imagine how much better these people feel. In fact, I don’t have to! I had a cyst removed from the top of my head about 8 years ago and it was a huge relief.