Cut this shit out. She is a teenager in a dysfunctional family. You are compounding her anguish. Just stop.

All you have to do is look at Racing Point this year for your answer.  And the answer is, the low-grid drivers would suddenly start winning races.  Lance Stroll is fighting for 3rd and 4th in last year’s Mercedes design, which is around half a second slower per lap than this year’s.  How did he do when he was with…

This.  The change to regs plus Merc power will hopefully give him a fighting chance of some kind.

Most teams avoid a double #1 postion. Its difficult to manage and almost impossible to give both drivers the same preference. Sure, McLaren did in ‘07 with Alonso and Hamilton, and look what happened. Go back to Senna Vs. Prost and shit hits the fan as quick as the cars in F1.

I think Ricciardo is just doing whatever he can until he actually has a car that gives him a chance of podiums again next year.

Off the top of my head...

Given they deferred the new regs and associated grid shake up isn’t next year the asterisk? Just an extra year on the Mercedes train. 

#2 driver at the #1 team isn’t a bad gig to be fair and Bottas has been a rock solid driver for them. Hell any seat in F1 is pretty sweet, Kimi still seems to be having fun driving a tractor down in the chuckle classes

We all lie in the bed we make, but sometimes that bed is a road. And so instead we end up walking where we sleep. But if we don’t like where we are going, its time to have a different dream. For Ellen, its time for her to wake up, into a new dream, where she can lie down, and walk her own path.

Senna won five times in 1993, in an MP4/8 that had no business winning once. Same with the three wins in the MP4/6 and 4/7 the year prior. He had two podiums in the olden day equivalent of a Haas, one of which should have been a win. There has literally been no other driver capable of extracting 100.1% from every…

DriveStation could also work.

Or DriveStation

You could use it to drive to your local place of worship... or Praystation.

Detachable steering wheel that connects to PS5.

If it’s anything like earlier Teslas, more like Sony Runoverman.

COTD.

Sony Driveman. You heard it here first.

I guess now would be a bad time to tell you I saw a cherry white XJ 4x4 for sale the other day.....

Fambly. Get it right.

That night ended in a blown up 10 second car and some buster had to drive the best race driver both sides of the Mississippi home only to be rewarded with someone else’s already opened beer.