Fake Sergio was one my favorite series on Jalopnik. Thanks for having done that.

We are all gonna miss Patrick but this was an awesome goodbye letter to us Jalops. Patrick is right when he talks about the community that exists right here. He led the way by not trying to bullshit us. He catches a lot of crap for banging up a Camaro mule but I knew this was an honest site when he POSTED about it and…

Are you his Dad?

We’ll miss you. Thanks for bringing us the best darned car site on the whole interwebs all these years. Bring a floppy disk with Kinja on it to your new place so you can install it so we can go comment there... you know, in case this place implodes too.

Patrick, thanks for not banning Mergio or I back in the day.

I would think shaking a person with a medical emergency would be the last thing you would want to do.

I bet the impact knocked the dent out of the Camry's rear bumper.

nope it is not

What was I supposed to do, turn down an $800 manual ZJ?!

Is that even possible?

Funny how it’s arguably the 3rd biggest launch of the year behind the C8 and Supra, yet you’re complaining about a car website writing about it. It’s been two fucking days. Either log off and come back in a week, or deal with it.

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

Or alternatively bring to a remote location and...

Paging Elon Musk

So “Galaxie” would be more appropriate?

it just hit me where “1320 video” got it’s name from.  i should know better.

#trollife

Racing is a drop in the bucket compared to commuter cars, shipping, airliners, factories, and power plants. The amount of pollution put out by her car in less than 4 seconds is negligible in the grand scheme of things. Lighten up.

That is where the “complementary” part comes in. I foresee rebadged Peugeot/Citroens (which are both mainstream brands) for Chrysler.

But what about Chrysler, a brand that currently has two cars, one of which is ancient?