ZJ owner here (its my DD)

So, whats the deal with this creepy-ass wax figure???

LOL

Yeah, and they are all are made in the same sweat shop in China...

All the stars to you!!!

Can someone explain why all these horses are dying in that tack? Is there a cliff in it that im not aware of? 

I remember I wanted to pee so bad by the end of that movie... and close to the ending I was like “Oh thank god, this is the end scene...” lean forward to ready myself to get get up, and then “NOPE, this thing is going to keep on going”. That happened like 3 times. It was hurting so bad. I havent seen that movie ever…

Hot take:

Maybe thats why I found your post so easily!

This is also an accurate representation of Fiat’s reliability...

Hey, I think the same as OP and i guarantee you im NOT your wife.

What is this alternate reality you live in? And how do I get there?

+1 Star.

No.

No.

South American Jalop here...

Wow, looks like its going to suck... so they are going to sell billons of these!

Yeah... that was wrong, even back then. Its meant for road cars, not offroaders.

Face meets palm, several times, with increasing ammounts of force.

“Aerodynamic PECKege”