YOU must have a large penis, sir!

Pfffftt... nonsense.

Fellow ZJ driver here.

Thats your biggest complain? not the jock strap front??

Oh...

Hey man, this race SUCKED!

Motorcycle engine... hm...

Its a RACING fire extinguisher, dude! Its like, lightweight and stuff!!!

Another snooze fest of a race...

Ain't falling for this, April's fools was yesterday.

Road Racing =/= Offroad Racing

You are like an evil gerbil, all mad inside your little tiny cage!!

I NEEDS THIS...

And some dude screaming "blyat!"

I think they caught him because the bird shot got stuck after releasing the trap door and it got loose when he entered the pits. All of it came out pretty quickly and a considerable ammount got stuck in one of the tires... and as the tire spun, it sprayed a bunch of birdshot to the people in the pits.

Thats a pretty good dive!!!

Neutral: It cant be fixed. It could have a chance if they made something that could compete with a Bentley or Aston Martin, but they dont have the balls to do it.

its sooo fucking ugly... that jockstrap nose...

Tip: Northern Realms, Bunch of spy cards. Keep your deck as close to 22 as possible to increase the number of chances to get a good card. Use a lot of siege cards and a couple of decoys. Dont go overboard with the hero cards, since they cannot be affected by the special ones.

IM CALLING IT: THE FRONT LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN JOCKSTRAP! THERE, I SAID IT!!