I read the article, and all I can say is: sack this piece of shit already.

Hopefully they will kick him out once they realize the OTHER Chris is the real deal.

So... the car is so easy to drive, even a dog can do it.

And now we all know. Torchlopnik comes from you being high on the job.

Andrew, Spintires is THE best offroad sim, ever.

My neck does the same thing when im about to finish having sex, and I don’t have sex while driving a ferrari.

I’m not a construction worker, but I know a front loader when i see one.

Thanks dude!!

Lets just leave that to imagination.

Edit: I just realized someone shopped the sunglasses. We live in a strange world...

Ha! There isn’t enough Hellcats to even come close to the #mustangthreat and thats a bad thing!

Since you seem to be into weird stuff, I once ordered and ate a pizza with double cheese, peperoni, ham, avocado and corn.

Look at that thing!! Common sense went straight out the window when they decided to build it! You can't expect people to "behave" near that car!

What prevents you from sticking one of your fingers inside one of those turbos while they are spooling at full speed?

I just realized we actually live in a world where driving a Ferrari Racecar is a symbol of incompetence.

Yuck!!

I think this is the work of Jimmy Kimmel...