Jason...

came to post the same thing!! Yep, that's a bird... its seems it was trying to turn sharply to get away from the BIG FUCKING HELLFIRE MISSILE right before it's firy death!!

a Viking funeral... seems it was a good death...

holy shit!! She looks like a long haired LEE HARVEY OSWALD doppelganger!!!

I cannot get past the incipient 'stache she seems to be growing...

Yeah, but they are in the business of building cars, not jackets and memorabilia...

Man... I've been living in a hole...

Doesn't 12.000 speeding citations over 1 year in a town of 1.000 habitants means that every one of them got a speeding ticket every month????

Fuck yes!

I don't have one, but i'll share a story of a buddy of mine.

Whoa!! It was so scary, that red Impreza turned black!!!

If the car gets pulled inside its wormhole... would it come out of it with the inside on the outside? Wheels in, seats out? What happens with the trunk? Does it stay "in" the car and come out the other end? And if it does, would it become a "wormhole centipede" with its mouth sticking out of its but??

But what if you push that log a little bit too far and your hand gets pulled into it, along with the rest of your body? You will need a fully operational spacesuit equipped with boosters so you can maneuver in 0 g so you can get your ass back to earth... and TBH, if that happened I would be more inclined to make a…

dude, you gotta lay off the grass...

I thought the same!! Like, WTF?!?! Maybe this thing is like some troyan horse to make it easier to steal them!!

"Problem: A reduction of theft of vehicle rims and tires."

So far, this is the best!!

if that's the case, he didn't broke any law...

What a bunch idiots!! Everybody knows you are supposed to take the cushions out, put them inside the car and then tie the base of the sofa to the roof!!! Idiotas!!!