Cow tows? Is that like a moo point? ;)

Of course she can. Last I checked, she is human, and cognitive dissonance is the one thing that we, as a species, are really, really good at.

I'm a doctor. And I guess the ones I socialize with are different. But most others are assholes who I'm embarrassed to be around. Who introduces themselves to neighbors and outside of work as 'Doctor'? Douchebaggery

Have you seen the matchmaker? I don't think it did very well but I like that movie and her in it.

Ugh, doctors! I used to work at a bar near a hospital. Didn't tip at all and treated the staff like shit.

At the very least, it is ethically compromising to support a restaurant that does not pay its workers adequately and to refuse to tip.

Ugh, you really are the worst.

don't badmouth food in front of your kids. I set out a ton of raw veggies for my stepkid and her cousins, and one of the aunts said "Oh, she doesn't eat vegetables." I gave her a very pointed look, ignored her, and dove into the arts-and-crafts bonanza that is bento. By the time we had finished "lunch", all of the…

The announcement of "Im a big tipper," or "I always tip more than 18%" is akin to "some of my best friends are black." If it were true, there would be no need for a pronouncement.

Everyone is mentioning Jeanine, so I wanted to send out comment props to Emily Heller. She is hella funny and if you have a chance to see her do stand up, do it! #therearesomanyfunnywomancomedians

I feel like Janeane is giving off major Jeff Goldblum vibes here. Which... okay, did not expect that, but they're two great tastes that could taste great together(?).

I recently listened to a Marc Maron episode with Janeane Garofalo, and I was surprised at her ability to make things awkward. Really awkward. You and me, Janeane! Awkward buddies!

That was great. I will watch anything with Janeane Garofalo in it. She is the celebrity that I idolize and want to be best friends with. Does everyone have one of those? She's mine. And she is brilliant.

Ditto! This is such vindication for me. I've also been covering mine with a little post-it (easy bc it's already adhesive!) for about the last year, and people give me the side eye for it on the regular.

We need a 7-day-a-week Daily Show. 4 days of Jon, 3 of John. BOOM.

I'm sure most of the posts will say this but when Oliver took over for Stewart I was going to just skip the show for the summer, but I watched one episode and he really won me over! He was so funny and a great replacement.

I for one have ALWAYS been paranoid about my webcam - and as such have always had heavy duty duct tape covering it - mostly because I was terrified that in my bout of post breakup facebook stalking that somehow it would have taken a balanced on the boobs up-nose shot of me that he would somehow see...